ANOTHER FAILURE OF THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION !

I mean, C'mon.... he really should have seen this coming. And he did nothing to stop it! Now, if we want to stop terrorism.... we should include 'Weather Terrorists' !

Rweally! Get that guy to Gitmo!

And now for more new words &stuff

The Washington Post's Style Invitational also asked readers to take any wordfrom the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter,and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops brightideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little signof breaking down in the near future.

2. Foreploy (v): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose ofgetting laid.

3. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subjectfinancially impotent for an indefinite period.

4. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

5. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the personwho doesn't get it.

6. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

7. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

8. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

9. Karmageddon (n): its like, when everybody is sending off all these reallybad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, aserious bummer.

10. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consumingonly things that are good for you.

11. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

12. Dopeler effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter whenthey come at you rapidly.

13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you'veaccidentally walked through a spider web.

14. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into yourbedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

15. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in thefruit you're eating.

And the pick of the literature:

16. Ignoranus (n): A person who's both stupid and an asshole..