Friday, September 18, 2009

NUTZ in AMERICA!



Are you now, or have you ever been a member of the Acorn Party?

Are you, or any member of your family, currently a squirrel, thinking about being a squirrel or have ever shared nuts with anyone who may be a squirrel?

I have in my hand a list of 1.12 billion known squirrels in the United States. Some have been know to inhabit the District of Columbia, which is where our government makes decisions, and who are working and shaping the policy of the State Department .

Conservatism is Americanism with its sleeves rolled. There are no Acorns in Americanism.

"Now, Mr. Jimm, by his own admission, was a member of the ISWW (that's the Industrial Squirrel Workers of the World), a terrorist organization cited as subversive..." Rush Limbaugh

Good night, and good luck.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am a member of a much smaller, yet more subversive group, the Chipmunk Workers of the World.

Randal Graves said...

Rocky runs free while Bullwinkle rots in the big house!

susan said...

I heard a rumor the ISWW is organizing to be the third party in the USA - or maybe the second since we only seem to have one now.

Christopher said...

The Obama-haters, both on the right and the left, are obsessed with ACORN.

I call it another symptom of Obama Derangement Syndrome and it needs its own ICD-9 code to identify it as a mental comdition.

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