But I do know that Sarah Palin really doesn't have boobs that look that good... or I might have voted for her.
And I know I gotz this nifty, spiffy, peachie-keen bridge that spans Lake Michigan and I really need to sell it.....
.. and I know that God, if there is one, did not rest on the seventh day
(and what is up with that anyways.... like, God would need to rest? I mean, from what? Being God? That was just one of the thingees in the Bible that didn't make sense. I mean, if the Bible said that on the seventh day God played Monopoly or ate a ham sandwich.... gees, that would make more sense than he needed to rest!)
But after that......
Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry
Don't know much about algebra
Don't know what a slide rule is for