Shit and Whiskers! WHY was this not around when my Grandmother WAS around????? It is impossible to calculate HOW many pieces of fruitcake I did eat simply to make my Grannie happy! I think it stunted my growth. Gave me gray hairs prematurely. Repressed my juvenile sexual well being!
Well the folks at Archie McPhee's have come up with a great idea before the snow flies, before Holiday shopping begins.... Inflatable Fruitcake! Now, why didn't I think of that!!!
Ok. I just got my new Archie McPhee catalog and it is a hoot!
There are Zombie cats&dogs playsets, squirrel underpants.....
AND... a skydiving Sigmund Frued!!
Just the thing for when you need a shrink to drop in!
(which covers nearly everyone in my corner of the blog-O-sphere)
Ok. It has been a long week... and it is only thursday.
I gotta get back to work, ah, reading the catalog.
I hope the brief interlude of inanity brings 'Joy to the World'
9 comments:
I've only eaten fruitcake once. Bloody awful craptacular vomitous poop!
Sky diving Sigmund Freud drops in to save America from remote control zombies...by having them lie on the couch!
I don't think anyone in this hemisphere likes fruitcake...perhaps the whole damn planet.
I do like the parachuting shrink however. ;P
ps....thanks for the link to the Mcphee site okjimm, a great way to waste five or six hours! Bless you sir. ;p
How about we give a fruitcake to George Bush and Dick Cheney as a going away present? Only make it a real one and lace it with cyanide.
Am I the only person in this country that loves fruitcake? I have a friend in Canada who bakes a couple every year in September and by December it's perfectly saturated with brandy. I've always been secretly glad my husband doesn't share my addiction.
Randal... my brothers and I used my Grandmothers fruitcakes for footballs when we were young. They wouldn't fall apart until June!
Dusty... I am so glad I could bring a little distraction into your life. Humans need more than football and politics!
Spartz... Cheney already is a fruitcake....a stale and crusty one!
Susan! You like fruitcake! Oh, the evil of Canadians! ;)
My therapist is gonna love that skydiving Freud for Christmas. I can't tell, does it come with a little couch?
busted--I am definately in need of a skydiving Freud at times, ha ha!
Lisa.... I love sky diving into my couch.... especially after too many beers. :)
Libs... I think that you could teach Freud a thing or two. hmmmmm...... I would what I meant by that?
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