1) She says, 'You Betcha' alot better than the Polar Queen.
2) She has a much more astute world political view than Palin and has never seen Russia from her window.
3) Pours a real Mavericky Pint of Stout.
4) Has never put lipstick on a pig ( she did try to put some on her bull-dog, but it drooled off)
5) Promises to Reform Oblios.
6) Strongly endorses Pro-Choice tequila shots.
7) Makes great hand bags and CAN show you an example instead of 'getting back to you'
8) Does NOT have a pregnant daughter
9) Does not shot wolves from Airplanes
10) Is really a great friend.