Thursday, October 16, 2008

I AM NOT JOE ANYBODY... DAMMIT!!

OK. I am not the world's smartest guy. I admit it. In fact, I am rather proud of not being the worlds smartest guy. There are THREE of the World's Smartest Guys in the office and the are all assholes.

But! I am not the world's dumbest guy, either, and for that I am greatly relieved because we have SIX of them in the office and four of them are assholes. ( the other two are too dumb to be genuine assholes)

I am just an average JIMM.... NOT A JOE...... and I find it very demeaning when some asshole tries to equate my existence to a great lump of humanity with which he has no contact. John McCain cannot fathom the malaise I feel. His lame attempt to equate me as a 'Joe Plumber' is offensive to me. Not that I would ever disparage a plumber, but it is this generalization of Americans as average bumpkins, this lumping together of everyone as 'plain folk' that also insinuates, in my opinion, John McCain's disdain and aloofness for the comman citizens he now wants to bond with.

Well, FUCK HIM! I lost my house. He has seven. I can barely afford to keep my car running. He does not even know how many vehicles he owns. I am sick of the PALIN/McCain campaign and their condescending attitude!

I am NOT a JOE-SIX pack!!!



I am NOT JOE-THE-FUCKING-PLUMBER!


I'm OK. I am Jimm.
I do my own plumbing and am a very discriminating beer drinker!



My name is jimm and I fucking AYE approve this beer (&message&stuff) !!!


*Wowsers..... Joe the Plumber is not licensed to be a PLUMBER!


AP
HOLLAND, Ohio - Joe the Plumber said Thursday he doesn't have a license and doesn't need one. Joe Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the nickname Republican John McCain bestowed on him during Wednesday's presidential debate, said he works for a small plumbing company that does residential work. Because he works for someone else, he doesn't need a license, he said.

But the county Wurzelbacher and his employer live in, Lucas County, requires plumbers to have licenses. Neither Wurzelbacher nor his employer are licensed there, said Cheryl Schimming of Lucas County Building Regulations, which handles plumber licenses in parts of the county outside Toledo.


I wonder if he is registered to vote?

9 comments:

Randal Graves said...

Sounds to me like you're not a jimm at all but an ANGRY BLACK MUSLIM TERRORIST!

Fuckers like McPOW and David Brooks and the GOP and even the Dems a lot of the time pull this faux populist crap. You fuckers don't know and never will 'cause you make mad loot and have supreme free health care thanks to Joe the Plumbing Beermeister. Fuckers, the lot of 'em.

Now I feel like getting plastered.

Spartacus said...

Excellent use of profanity here jimm. I approve of this message, too... and your choice of beers...and the fact that you do your own plumbing... and... okay, enough with blowing smoke up your ass. I like you. You're a cool cat...or pitbull... or (ah shit!)

Dusty said...

Hot damn okjimm, your spot-on this morning.

Are you hungover dear? ;p

Border Explorer said...

You're beyond "OK," Jimm. You've got my vote!

Liberality said...

notice it's always the average joe they talk about. Palin talks about hockey moms I guess, not that I ever met one down here in Indiana. average dumb fucks is what they really mean. are average people really dumb fucks? you decide.

Randal Graves said...

are average people really dumb fucks? you decide.

I'm at work, so I can say nothing but oui. Except for you folks, bien sûr.

afeatheradrift said...

What stupid can't get is that we don't want candidates who act like they are one of us. We us are too unique to be lumped into some category and that itself is totally demeaning and insulting. FDR managed to make people think he cared about them and their plight without pretending to be one of them. Stupid and his stupid crew can't get it, never will. Oh btw, how much would you charge to plumb at my house? LOL. Just in case hubby can't fix something, I always like to have a plumber on standby! HEHEHE.

Utah Savage said...

Great post Jimm.

Missy said...

Hmmm.

For an average Jimm, you can be pretty brilliant.

Great post.

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