OK. I try not to do politics.But good old Diva Jood from Journeys with Jood and Nunly from Bad Habits have decided to run for Prezidint and Vice-Prezidint. On a third party ticket.
(Frankly it should be a fifth-party ticket-they bring the fifth ana we all party.)
It dawned on me that if elected they would need transportation. Not some ritzy jet or gas guzzling bus, but a method of getting about the purple mountains majesty and the amber waves of grain...from sea to shining sea. Something eco-friendly and in tune with conserving fossil fuels.I have consulted with friends, greased a few palms and am pleased and proud to invest upon them a way to get about and campaign.....
Air Horse 1*
*pail and shovel not included.
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Dude, I ride a bus to and from work every day, the funky odors of the engine wouldn't bother me a bit. Just make sure you bring that fifth!
as my contribution to the Diva/Nunly campaign, I'll fund the "pail and shovel" part.
Assuming, of course, that it's a tax deductable expense.
Oh, horse and buggy. Shiny! But with the price of oats, and wheat and stuff, won't horse and buggy get as expensive as jet and car and such?
But thanks to Anita, for funding that pail and shovel. We might still need the pail and shovel for other things.
Can I have a burger and fries now?
We already have this party. It's the Green Party.. Ralph Nader.. And they always lose. I'll vote for them anyway though. What the hell!
I'll vote for them and then John McCain will be our president. In the meantime. what the fuck. Our country is screwed one way or the other..
See what I mean? Irony deficiency in America.
lol..thanks for the smirk and guffaw today okjimm..you rock brotha!
Yeah, where's my burger? Digging the graves of our enemies is hard work. Hey diva, here's your pail and shovel back.
Wouldn't Diva prefer an fire truck?
No, I would prefer a fire MAN. With a hose.
Oh beautiful for amber waves of grains... 'shows off flag in and shit"... la la la la la...
...uh, flag pin.. not "flag in".. oh!..my patriotic credentials... rignt in the toilet!.... oh no!
Jump Back! Lemmee see, A fireMAN with a hose.....Gees, the first sexual scandal of the Diva for Prezidint campaign!!!!! Right here on my blog!!!!!
Oh, Wowsers!!! We gotza Anita's illegal funding of the pail and shovel and Randal is near indictment for robbing graves....
Ha! next campaign meeting at Dcups!!!! Can you make cookies!!
Sure - meet at my place, I'll have cookies and cake!
That's very nice for the supporters but I think Diva and Jood should at least have a surrey with a fringe on top and perhaps a couple of matched Tennessee walking horses out front.
hmmm..
don't flag lapel pins belong in the toilet? Can we have chocolate cake? Will firemen be driving the surrey with the fringe on top? Is that kosher chopped liver? And it would not be a campaign without sexual scandal. Someone should please photoshop me a picture of a gorgeous Alan Rickman in a fireman's suit.
"I would prefer a fire MAN. With a hose."
Diva!! You are BAD, BAD girl. I can hear it now, at your first press conference: "I did not have sexual relations with that man, that Fireman, or his hose."
'Surrey With the Fringe On Top"?
gees, sounds like a song from Oklahoma or sumptin. //Tennessee walking horses// Who wants a horse that just walks? I think we need one that 'talks'. Is Mr. Ed available?
OK, Diva...it is either Kosher chopped liver or Kosher hoses. One or the other. Choices, I know, but if you are gonna be Prez...ya gottzta make tough coices.
Your right, Anita, the best part of political scandals is listening to the denials.
Jo...patriotic credentials in the toilet....gees, that is where most right-wingers get theirs.
And I know you.....yours are better than that. :)
Do you see any hypocrisy, meth, diapers and wide stancing? No? Then there's no scandal here. The next president doesn't have time for this, she's meeting with some first responders today. Do you all hate America?
okjimm - i'm sorry for being so late to this thread. Any room in that buggy for a bale of hemp? I need it for the floral arrangement I'm putting together for Divajood's and Nunley's inaugural ball. I here the fireMEN won't show up unless something's burning.
What! Diva&Nunly are gonna ball some firemen! First Responders, indeed....Nunly will probably insistent on at least 3 or 4 responses before her fire is put out!
Boy&Howdy.....I think we do need a bale of Hemp....and burn a really big one......
What a Scandal Ridden Campaign!!
The Shame! The Horror! The Fun!
Or is it a Randal Driven Campaign?
Does he know how to handle horses?
Gosh, I tried to get over here earlier, but I had to call 911 cuz I was sure I smelled smoke...but they couldn't find anything, so I thought it would just be wrong not to entertain them. Phew! I was hoping they would call it a two alarm fire, but they said they only do that if there's a "real" fire. This is what I pay my taxes for? One lousy truck, that's all I get???
Sheesh...
I do like the horse and buggy, though. I think that's what I drove when I got my first drivers license.
I know how to handle birds, mate. Sorry, it's the monocle.
Illegal drugs and firemen and horses and buggies certainly do not constitute a scandal.
I did not have sexual relations with that horse, those firemen, or any equipment. I am a religious woman, who worships at the Church of Baseball, Sect of the Chicago Cubs. You can't have a fire without a spark. It depends on what your definition of "with" is. No, no scandals, no diapers, no meth, I believe in clean livers. Living.
oh, boy....
// did not have sexual relations with that horse, those firemen, or any equipment. I am a religious woman, who worships at the Church of Baseball, Sect of the Chicago Cubs. You can't have a fire without a spark. It depends on what your definition of "with" is. No, no scandals, no diapers, no meth, I believe in clean livers. Living.//
Sounds like a clear case of denial to me. Where's the campaign shrink? Fairlane is the Campaign Pyscho-Lefty? Right? Yo, Shrink,....Where Yat?
On second thought the surrey with the fringe on top may be a little too small for our needs. Now that Budweiser's been sold to that wacky European outfit they won't need the giant wagon pulled by the team of matched percheron stallions . Now that's a horse a president and her vp can rely on.
Susan, that horse is a big fella. Wow.
the mccain campaign can probably use some of that horses excrement to improve its image.
Dcap....the sad part is that the McCain McCampaign hasn't got any shit.....none.....the are really pathetic.....bland, tasteless...insipid,boring,lackluster,lame
ah, gees
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