ya know.... I just had a thought..... if Romneystiltskin really gave a shit about the people in NYC who have been adversely affected by this horrible storm............................ why , gees.... he would be passing the hat to collect money for all the out of work hookers. I mean.... a girl has gotta.... eat, right? But Mittstake? he just gives canned speeches....
always expect the unexpected. That way when evil shit happens it won't be such a big surprise. Moab Diechleer
Friday, November 2, 2012
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Hurricane Mitt Blows Hard....and sucks badly...but Roy is all right by me
oh oh oh.... see, this is how it is. I was getting into some of my favorite favoritist music this morning..... Roy Orbison.
Ya, ya, say what you will... but Roy had that voice... you know... the one that made countless panties wet at school dances amidst the crepe and balloons. Ah, to be young and horny again! Well, anyways.... I stumbled across Mitt Romney's Theme.... AW gees, yessirree Bob!!
Running SCARED!
Just runnin' scared, each place we go
So afraid that he might show
Yeah, runnin' scared, what would I do
If he came back and wanted you
Just runnin' scared, feelin' low
Runnin' scared, you love him so
Just runnin' scared, afraid to lose
If he came back
which one would you choose
Yupperz..... the "Dude had the chance to DO something... to act Presidential... and well gosh... he sure acted like .... an ass. Ran out, bought 5K worth of soup and crackers....see, that is all Jersey and New York needs... just a soup kitchen is all...see, that'll fix 'em! Aw, shit&whiskers.... the guy has got money stashed up his ass and the best he can do is 5K worth of doughnuts and diapers (which the goddam Red Cross says they don't nee...like, see, the need CASH and MONEY which that cheap rich fucker will never part with)
But, and here is the deal.....it is exactly how he would handle himself to get the country moving.....
Got some trillions in debt? well, all we have to do is put some little cans at every 711 and Kwik Trip;;
and Wowzers.... the good old private sector can fix this in no time flat. Aw, Jesus H. W. Christ!...And he flaps his goddam gums with his "We can't afford four more years..." drivel. Damn...if I hear that stupid ad one more time today I will blow chunks, and gees, after a night of drinking beer and eating excessive amounts of left over Kit Kats, lemmee tell you.... that would not be pretty.
anywayz.... if you share a little disgustification like me... Check this site....Romney SUCKS
oh oh..... and get THIS..TRUMP EXTENDS HIS 'DEADLINE' FOR OBAMA TO TENDER HIS COLLEGE RECORDS....cause, shit, that Donald guy is compassionate and knows that the prisident is just a bit busy......check this link for Donald blows newz
Stuff!! that is another stupid shit singing an Orbison song...
Oh, you wished me well
You, you couldn't tell
That I'd been crying over you
Crying over you
When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying
why dosent' he JUST WRITE A CHECK FOR THE GODDAM DISASTER RELIEF! OR AT LEAST GET A HAIRCUT... A REAL ONE... AND FADE AWAY.
OH, GEES....NOW I am all upset. I think I will hold a 'beer drive' to get me through .... send donations to Oblio's Lounge, Main St....Downtwon Oshkosh, 54901.... I promise to NOT share with either Mitt or Donal.... let them buy their own
Ya, ya, say what you will... but Roy had that voice... you know... the one that made countless panties wet at school dances amidst the crepe and balloons. Ah, to be young and horny again! Well, anyways.... I stumbled across Mitt Romney's Theme.... AW gees, yessirree Bob!!
Running SCARED!
Just runnin' scared, each place we go
So afraid that he might show
Yeah, runnin' scared, what would I do
If he came back and wanted you
Just runnin' scared, feelin' low
Runnin' scared, you love him so
Just runnin' scared, afraid to lose
If he came back
which one would you choose
Yupperz..... the "Dude had the chance to DO something... to act Presidential... and well gosh... he sure acted like .... an ass. Ran out, bought 5K worth of soup and crackers....see, that is all Jersey and New York needs... just a soup kitchen is all...see, that'll fix 'em! Aw, shit&whiskers.... the guy has got money stashed up his ass and the best he can do is 5K worth of doughnuts and diapers (which the goddam Red Cross says they don't nee...like, see, the need CASH and MONEY which that cheap rich fucker will never part with)
But, and here is the deal.....it is exactly how he would handle himself to get the country moving.....
Got some trillions in debt? well, all we have to do is put some little cans at every 711 and Kwik Trip;;
and Wowzers.... the good old private sector can fix this in no time flat. Aw, Jesus H. W. Christ!...And he flaps his goddam gums with his "We can't afford four more years..." drivel. Damn...if I hear that stupid ad one more time today I will blow chunks, and gees, after a night of drinking beer and eating excessive amounts of left over Kit Kats, lemmee tell you.... that would not be pretty.
anywayz.... if you share a little disgustification like me... Check this site....Romney SUCKS
oh oh..... and get THIS..TRUMP EXTENDS HIS 'DEADLINE' FOR OBAMA TO TENDER HIS COLLEGE RECORDS....cause, shit, that Donald guy is compassionate and knows that the prisident is just a bit busy......check this link for Donald blows newz
Stuff!! that is another stupid shit singing an Orbison song...
Oh, you wished me well
You, you couldn't tell
That I'd been crying over you
Crying over you
When you said, "So long"
Left me standing all alone
Alone and crying, crying
Crying, crying
why dosent' he JUST WRITE A CHECK FOR THE GODDAM DISASTER RELIEF! OR AT LEAST GET A HAIRCUT... A REAL ONE... AND FADE AWAY.
OH, GEES....NOW I am all upset. I think I will hold a 'beer drive' to get me through .... send donations to Oblio's Lounge, Main St....Downtwon Oshkosh, 54901.... I promise to NOT share with either Mitt or Donal.... let them buy their own
Wednesday, October 31, 2012
NEW POLES ARE OUT! SHOW ROMNEY IN FRONT.....
....... HANDING OUT DOLLAR BILLS!!
When contacted Mittch said, "Hey, that Sandy Girl was a real bitch. Screwed up my whole MoJo."
When queried further the Mittstake said, "Hey get outta my face. " The candidate then deposited another dollar bill in a G-string and said, "Listen, I got some private sector money to hand out.... my economy feels stimulated right now. So fuck off, ok"
When contacted Mittch said, "Hey, that Sandy Girl was a real bitch. Screwed up my whole MoJo."
When queried further the Mittstake said, "Hey get outta my face. " The candidate then deposited another dollar bill in a G-string and said, "Listen, I got some private sector money to hand out.... my economy feels stimulated right now. So fuck off, ok"
Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Donald Knows Best??!!?? and the Mitt has got some canned goods for you
Well Gosh....The Trump has put his hair in his mouth, again. Pretty much accusing the President of 'Politicizing' Hurricane Sally. Of course..... he is still iffed that Obama has ignored his 5MM dollar offer to show "documents" .... I am guessing, though, that if any of his properties have been damaged during the storm... he would not be adverse to pocketing some cash.
Yuppers....and Rompney? I tried goggling 'Mitt Romeny views on Hurricane Sally' and google produces a bunch of Lindsay Lohan quotes. sheesh.
..... course, Mitt, who , on the campaign trail suggested FEMA be eliminated..... has been, ah, very presidential acting.
.... in fact.... rather than doing a usual flip-flop.... hasn't said.... anything.
Check the Link RIGHT HERE
ah, gees.... maybe I am being too harsh on the jolly old fuck-wad.... I mean... he is trying to help...by gosh.... he has started ... ah, wait for it.....a can drive. LET THEM EAT BEANS.....!!!!
.... GEES, Mitt.... does your campaign hand out Tums, too?
Monday, October 29, 2012
Hurricane?! Doesn't bother me....Mitt says {Fuck You"
Yessirre Bob.... Ol Mitt doan give a shit. Hurricanes? 'fuck you' Tornadoes? Fuck you. Droughts, floods, famine...?? "Fuck You"
CHECK IT OUT
You Betcha..... Mitt does not care about citizens with incomes under a Million!
And EVERYBODY knows that Santa and the Easter Bunny are goddam illegal immigrants just stealing American jobs.... and JUST GIVING THINGS AWAY.... like some fucking SOCIALISTS!
think I'm kidding.... The goddam Bunny hangs out with that goddam socialist Muslim, Comunity goddam organizer in the White House.....I wanna see the goddam Rabbits BIRTH CERTIFICATE
CHECK IT OUT
You Betcha..... Mitt does not care about citizens with incomes under a Million!
And EVERYBODY knows that Santa and the Easter Bunny are goddam illegal immigrants just stealing American jobs.... and JUST GIVING THINGS AWAY.... like some fucking SOCIALISTS!
think I'm kidding.... The goddam Bunny hangs out with that goddam socialist Muslim, Comunity goddam organizer in the White House.....I wanna see the goddam Rabbits BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Friday, October 26, 2012
Getting caught up with Larry and Trumping at the Snoring Dog
Ok
Ok.... just getting caught up. Things have been weird lately... and busy. The Boy was here for a wedding....and it made for a crazy, fun weekend, the daughter is fighting City Hall on Bogus Parking tickets. I fought off a bit of flu.... and the political mess just keeps getting messier. I did think of voting early and then just ignoring all the ads and fuss... but that would kind of like ignoring Thanksgiving by having a huge Turkey dinner in October. Would rather take the fun out of it.... and besides.... I truly do like going to a polling place in November.
Well, anyways.... see, what went down is good old Larry from WOODGATE'S VIEW
gave me this spiffy keen Sunshine award.... kind like one of those, gosh, I certainly like to stop at your blog thingees that used to go around . they seem to have fallen out of fashion which is too bad. They told you a bit more about the writer you are reading... a little bit of aknowledgement... plus a good heads up for others to find some nice blogs. OK...I am supposed to mention a few things about me... and then pass the award along as well as mention other blogs that are good... in my view. So here are a few answered questions.....
Favorite Color: angst. Angst fits in with absolutely everything in your wardrobe. Plus it is usually permanent press. I am also fond of melancholy. It fits my wardrobe well, too.
Favorite Animal: three toed Sloth. Any animal named after my favorite sin has gotta be good. Plus three toes only makes it easy to clip one's nails. Billa Lang is also a favorite animal, though I will never clip his toenails.
Favorite Number: 14.... cause thirteen is unlucky and fifteen would require me to take of at least one shoe and sock. Makes sense, right.
Favorite Drink: hmmm...right now? Beer. Currently the Ranger IPA from New Belgium. But that could change with eht next glass.
Facebook or twitter: FB .....I have been told Twitter is weird and I should never never use it.
Passion: well, it used to be Nancy, then it was Kathy, then Suzanne, then another Kathy....then I lost track....it was all so long ago. Beer is better. Beer never divorces you and doesn't get upset if you don't rinse the glass well.
Giving or Receiving Gifts: well.... I give as good as I get... it just depends on how much money I have, and as lately that is very little.... I am lining up on the receiving side
Favorite Day: the one that is scrunched in there between sunday and monday Or is it the one between saturday and sunday. gees, that is a tough one. Of course, I am also fond of the day after Never.... which is when I pay bills.
Favorite Flower: whole wheat.
Favorite Food: Free. You just can't beat free food. But Cajun Meatloaf is right on up there....with roux gravy and pecan rice. Red beans &rice with smoked pork chops is pretty darn nice, too....oh oh oh.....and chicken Cordon Bleu and a side salad... and... well, beer is good food, too. oh oh oh... and food for thought is decent, specially with some Dijon and an apple salad.
... so that is that. Late, as usual, but very informing I am sure. Soon I will find a place to stick that award on my blog, but in the mean time truck on over to Larry's place; it is a nice place to be.
Now.... I was supposed to pass this award on to other's... but it seems, as it were, that most everyone I would give it to, has already received it ....... so...just scroll down my blog list and you are bond to find someone you will like.
Now... see, in the spirit of all that... I must mention Jean at SNORING DOG STUDIO
... cause there is a nifty little thread going on there about the Donald
Jean rather thinks.... and gees, she is rightie right as rain, that 'Trump' could very well be
a NOUN
or...
A VERB
As well as a nut case millionair-head.... well gosh.... I gotz inspired.... and added to the thread
SEE, like this:
-->
Ok.... just getting caught up. Things have been weird lately... and busy. The Boy was here for a wedding....and it made for a crazy, fun weekend, the daughter is fighting City Hall on Bogus Parking tickets. I fought off a bit of flu.... and the political mess just keeps getting messier. I did think of voting early and then just ignoring all the ads and fuss... but that would kind of like ignoring Thanksgiving by having a huge Turkey dinner in October. Would rather take the fun out of it.... and besides.... I truly do like going to a polling place in November.
Well, anyways.... see, what went down is good old Larry from WOODGATE'S VIEW
gave me this spiffy keen Sunshine award.... kind like one of those, gosh, I certainly like to stop at your blog thingees that used to go around . they seem to have fallen out of fashion which is too bad. They told you a bit more about the writer you are reading... a little bit of aknowledgement... plus a good heads up for others to find some nice blogs. OK...I am supposed to mention a few things about me... and then pass the award along as well as mention other blogs that are good... in my view. So here are a few answered questions.....
Favorite Color: angst. Angst fits in with absolutely everything in your wardrobe. Plus it is usually permanent press. I am also fond of melancholy. It fits my wardrobe well, too.
Favorite Animal: three toed Sloth. Any animal named after my favorite sin has gotta be good. Plus three toes only makes it easy to clip one's nails. Billa Lang is also a favorite animal, though I will never clip his toenails.
Favorite Number: 14.... cause thirteen is unlucky and fifteen would require me to take of at least one shoe and sock. Makes sense, right.
Favorite Drink: hmmm...right now? Beer. Currently the Ranger IPA from New Belgium. But that could change with eht next glass.
Facebook or twitter: FB .....I have been told Twitter is weird and I should never never use it.
Passion: well, it used to be Nancy, then it was Kathy, then Suzanne, then another Kathy....then I lost track....it was all so long ago. Beer is better. Beer never divorces you and doesn't get upset if you don't rinse the glass well.
Giving or Receiving Gifts: well.... I give as good as I get... it just depends on how much money I have, and as lately that is very little.... I am lining up on the receiving side
Favorite Day: the one that is scrunched in there between sunday and monday Or is it the one between saturday and sunday. gees, that is a tough one. Of course, I am also fond of the day after Never.... which is when I pay bills.
Favorite Flower: whole wheat.
Favorite Food: Free. You just can't beat free food. But Cajun Meatloaf is right on up there....with roux gravy and pecan rice. Red beans &rice with smoked pork chops is pretty darn nice, too....oh oh oh.....and chicken Cordon Bleu and a side salad... and... well, beer is good food, too. oh oh oh... and food for thought is decent, specially with some Dijon and an apple salad.
... so that is that. Late, as usual, but very informing I am sure. Soon I will find a place to stick that award on my blog, but in the mean time truck on over to Larry's place; it is a nice place to be.
Now.... I was supposed to pass this award on to other's... but it seems, as it were, that most everyone I would give it to, has already received it ....... so...just scroll down my blog list and you are bond to find someone you will like.
Now... see, in the spirit of all that... I must mention Jean at SNORING DOG STUDIO
... cause there is a nifty little thread going on there about the Donald
Jean rather thinks.... and gees, she is rightie right as rain, that 'Trump' could very well be
a NOUN
or...
A VERB
As well as a nut case millionair-head.... well gosh.... I gotz inspired.... and added to the thread
SEE, like this:
-->
okjimm | October 26, 2012 at 11:28
am
//eventually going to be a verb and
a noun.// isn’t it already? Like, see,
“I would love to go out with you
Saturday, but I have to Trump my hair.” OR..
.” Sure, I will pay you… The Trump
is in the mail!” or…
“Don;t count your Trumps until they
are Booby-Hatched” Or, maybe…
“You can’t tell a Trump by his Birth
Certificate”
” A Trump and his money are parted
on the radical right”
” I would love to, Darling, but will
you Trump me in the morning?”
…o oh oh… this is too much fun. I
best take my medications and lay down….see, now I am thinking Shakespeare….
To be, or not to be: that is the
Trump:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to
suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous
Trump,
Or to take arms against a sea of
Trumps,
And by opposing end them? To die: to
sleep;
No more; and by a sleep to say we
end
The heart-ache and the thousand
natural Trumps
That flesh is hair to,….
So... In the spirit that Larry is promoting..... I would like, well, or gosh, it would be nice.... if anyone would visit her space and do some leap-blogging and add to the thread.... you know it could be fun.... so.....have a little sunshine..... I am off for a beer.
Monday, October 22, 2012
Fun with the Kids... and finding out my son is related to Bill Cosby
the kids just break me up! It has been really really fun to have Bubba home for the weekend... will be sad when he gets back on the plane. He has some really talented friends. Hopefully one of them will help him get some work with film when he gets to LA early next month.
One of them did a little photo-shop of him..... and thought he looked a bit like Bill Cosby.... you decide....
.... except for the shorter hair.... and Max could never afford such a nice sweater. (nor keep it in such good condition)
One of them did a little photo-shop of him..... and thought he looked a bit like Bill Cosby.... you decide....
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