EIGHT 
                            THOUGHTS TO PONDER:  
Number 
                            8  
Life 
                            is sexually transmitted.  
Number 
                            7  
Good 
                            health is merely the slowest possible rate 
at which 
                            one can die.  
Number 
                            6  
Men 
                            have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. They 
can't tell 
                            them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, 
make him 
                            a sandwich.  
Number 
                            5  
Give 
                            a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
 Teach a 
                            person to use the Internet and they won't 
bother you 
                            for weeks, months, maybe years. 
                             
Number 
                            4  
Health 
                            nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying
 there 
                            dying just like the rest of us who paid no 
attention 
                            to the rules.  
Number 
                            3  
All 
                            of us could take a lesson from the weather. 
It pays 
                            no attention to criticism.  
Number 
                            2  
In 
                            the 60's, people took acid to make the world
 weird. 
                            Now the world is weird and people take 
Prozac to 
                            make it  normal.  
And 
                            The Number 1 Thought  
Life 
                            is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you 
do 
                            today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
 
                             
- 
                            - - and as someone recently said to me: 
"Don't worry 
                            about old age--it doesn't last that long." 
~ hat tip to old buddy, Uncle Rosie  | 
always expect the unexpected. That way when evil shit happens it won't be such a big surprise. Moab Diechleer
Friday, May 10, 2013
Thoughts for a Friday.....
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2 comments:
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Susan !!!! that is VERY good !
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