Wednesday, May 15, 2013

how can you be in two places at once if you are no\where in the first place?

Don't want all my eggs in one basket...... nope, I doan...

.the cholesterol would kill me...

.... and ain't in the market for dis pear either.  Or dat pear, for dat matter.

if I really wanna feel bad, why gosh, I gotz da newz,see

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Sour Grapes?  Naw..... neve r liked whine..... and beer tastes better.  If I want some sour grapes..... I can always listen to Rush Limbaugh.  Or my ex brother-in-law


Bad Apples?  Well, ah, maybe.  I know where they hang out.... and having a beer with Billa Lang, or Basketball Joe or Baseball Ed isn't such a bad deal..... and they all mostly wash their feet on a regular basis.

what I could really use is just a little World Peach.  I don't think that is asking for too much.  I don't.  Maybe just one day it could happen.... when we all just realize that the idea of World Peach is the fruit of all blessings, and that if we just stand together and don't constantly try to fuck things up... why, gosh....... it could happen !

....but I am not gonna hold my breathe.  Holding your bgrasthe is bad for you...especially if you do it for too long a time.  So I guess I will just have to settle for what I can get......

Strawberry Fields.

 

 

 

 


 

Sure beets the alternative, huh?

 

 

 

 

6 comments:

Life As I Know It Now said...

You crack me up but I have to say I want world peach too :)

Sherry Peyton said...

most clever my boy, most clever.

okjimm said...

Libs.... I crack me up, too. That''s why I keep my crutches handy, keep plenty of band-aids around.....and pain killers. Grins.

Sherry... yupperz, clever is right. I majored in clever in college....but there were few jobs. I am thinking of going back to school and major in cleaver....always a job for good butchers, right?

susan said...

Let me know when things are back in apple pie order so I can come back.

Capt. Fogg said...

Hey, if we all drank enough beer, world piss would be no problem. . .

okjimm said...

Susan....apple pie order? gees, to go? I will take three, thank you very much.
\Captn....World Piss? I think that is what Budweiser is made of.

Seriously, though, Whirled Peas with rice sounds like a good supper.

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