Thursday, February 14, 2013

I read the news today, oh boy....

Whoa.....I guess I missed this....Pope Benedict resigns!  And, ... I didn't even know we had one!
I mean, I knew there was a Pope and all that, but I dina know he was German or that his Name was Benedict.....gees, I thought Pope Benedict was that thingee, ya know, poached eggs on a muffin topped with HolyDaz sauce. & anywayz...'poached' eggs?  Was de stolen or something? Stuff!
 Heard he was gonna open up a day camp for Wayward Choir Boys.

Next Pope should be a nice Italian boy.... I think Pope Vito the Skinny would be a good name.  Offer you a sin you can't refuse.

Ohohoh....then I heard that some Carnival cruise  ship caught fire

and everything went wrong and it is awash with urine &shit, and the house band could only play hip-hop and the only thing they have to eat is onion sandwichs.......boy, that will teach those folks to accept a free trip from Fox News, huh!

boy...I gotz some catching up to do!!


susan said...

The nuns who moved out of their Vatican garden house so he could move in are now sharing a one room flat somewhere on the outskirts of Rome.

Life As I Know It Now said...

ha, well I didn't know this stuff either cuz I don't have a TV and I don't even listen to the radio anymore.

I'm sticking with books as sources of knowledge and will read the New York Times on the weekend to catch up.

Hope you are feeling better! :)

Randal Graves said...

The pope should have to wear that giant hat at all times, and also balance stuff on it, such as the water and wine.

Sherry Peyton said...

I need to start paying attention to the company I keep. All your commenters are most irreverent. I'm not sure I should come here any more. Stay sane, heal quickly, and get back to swiggin' some beer.

Infidel753 said...

A fitting juxtaposition of stories. The Catholic Church too is dead in the water and full of crap, but in their case, the captain is hightailing it out of there. Hey, some messes are too big to clean up, and being infallible is hard work.

Larry said...

Ya snooze ya lose

okjimm said...

Susan.....what? now he gets a retirement home?

Life....TV is the greatest invention since......huh, glazed doughnuts.

Randal....Pope and big hats go together. Gives him a place to hide his video games.

Sherry, oh c' always new I was irreverent. as well as irrelevant.

Infidel....well, I think I will book my next cruise down the Fox River in a Canoe. &being infallible IS hard work. Just ask my Ex.

okjimm said...

Larry.....I was born with a snooze button

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