Wednesday, December 5, 2012

the dog ate my blog post....

or at least it sounds good.  and it's not like I haven't been writing...but beats me where it went.

See, I had this dream...and it was really really strange and it woke me up in the middle of the night...and I sat down, well, I did take a leak first, see, but then I wrote it all down and it was in my back pocket, well most of it, cause I only wrote down as much as I could remember and I figured that once I reread what I had written the rest would come back to  me, but that didn't happen mostly because I had said I would watch the ex's dog when she went down to the Capital for some sinister, clandestine, socialistic, Commie Teacher's Union meeting thing and gosh I just turned my back on that little bugger for maybe two minutes, three tops, I swear it wasn't much more than that....but golly see all AI was doing was getting a glass of lemonade outa her refrigerator and when I looked back well, his mouth was full of all those yellow tablet pages and he sas chewing and chewing and boy&Howdy I was about to get real pissed at him when he just kinda looked at me, smaked his lips......and said," not bad.  pour me a glass , willya?"



5 comments:

Sherry Peyton said...

well our dog actually does eat paper. well not technically. He tears it into tiny little bits and then leaves it. He did that to my dental bill which I left for the hubby to examine. I guess he was disgusted that getting your mouth fixed is more expensive than buying a damn good used car.

Randal Graves said...

Better than eating your secret stash!

okjimm said...

Sherry...he ate my phone last summer, too. I think it was a telemarketer calling.

Randal....I have been looking for that for years....it might be a figment of my memory. Not sure. can't remember anymore.

Larry said...

That happened to you too, eh? Ain't that a bitch.

okjimm said...

Larry.....that dog will eat anything not nailed down. Makes it hard to wear my shoes that way though.

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