Friday, March 2, 2012

Wisconsin State Senator (R) Glenn Grothman introduces a bill that links single parenthood to...... child abuse.

Now... it sounds like he wants to help end child abuse.... but he rather thinks single parenthood... is bad bad bad...really bad,not nice at all.......


Section 2. 48.982 (2) (g) 4. of the statutes is amended to read:
48.982 (2) (g) 4. Disseminate information about the problems of and methods of preventing child abuse and neglect to the public and to organizations concerned with those problems. In disseminating that information, the board shall emphasize nonmarital parenthood as a contributing factor to child abuse and neglect.

... so don't become a widow, don't get a divorce, don't let your spouse get deployed overseas...or get arrested and thrown in jail...all those things are, duh, preventable, see.  Gees, what a dope-shit.

I did a stint as a single parent....so did the kids' Mom.  We decided to raise two children 'separately' together.  Put that in your basket, Glenn Grothman.  And it goddam worked!  Youngest joins her older brother as a college graduate (budding snobs, see) this spring.  Honors and stuff.

Anyway, in the other category of saying stupid shit.... MITT!!


"I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that's the America millions of Americans believe in. That's the America I love." –Mitt Romney
“This feels good, being back in Michigan, You know, the trees are the right height.” -Mitt Romney

... ya, sure better than them left leaning trees.  sheesh.

and then I getz this snazzy email from the Sarah  Peoplez saying the new HBO movie about her, "Game Change", is not so good.


"Liberals have proven once again that they do not value truth. The liberal left distorts facts to fabricate its own version of history.
Their latest effort in storytelling is HBO’s movie, Game Change."

more, like, wow, they didn't pay me!!! 

* that was as far as I got yesterday.  Important things got in the way, like walking the dog, taking out the garbage, going out for a beer and trimming my beard.  And I lost my thought... as if it really was a cogent thought anywayz.

So then.... in the lieu, Limbaugh is bashing birth control, and calling a law student a slut.  Everybody got up in arms and starting yelling and screaming.  Now, I have to admit..... I do not listen to the guy.  I tuned him in, once, for about twenty minutes.  That was enough... I read a few pages in one of his books.... more than enough.  I have ignored him.  I will continue to ignore him...... but.... and I mean this sincerely.... if he ever called my daughter a slut...... I would be sorely tempted to break a pool cue over his head and stick one of the broken pieces up his ass.  That would make me feel bad.  I am a very non-violent person and it would also be a shame to waste a perfectly good pool cue. 


I talked with my Ex-wife about Limbaugh: she laughed and turned him on the radio.  I cringed.  She laughed.  I started to get upset, at Limbaugh, not her, and she laughed some more and told me to watch the Godfather on AMC.  "Buy some Oreos and have a glass of cold milk,too."  Trust me, The Godfather and Oreos go well together.  We still get along....(well enough).


*Snowing today.  Last storm of the year, I hope.  I am really sick of winter. And Romney. And Santorum.  And Limbaugh.  Life is short. I need to relax.  Maybe I will skip the cookies and milk.  Cold beer with a can of sardines.  And a Jimmy Stewart movie.  I know.... I may have my movies and refreshments mixed up...... but then I am a twisted guy.







9 comments:

Sherry Peyton said...

Oh they are all such douches. They just own the entire douche empire. There is no douchiness left to obtain. I think I'll go lay down now.

Snoring Dog Studio said...

I'm with you, Jimm. I'm so sick of all this rottenness surrounding us constantly. I'm disgusted and discouraged that Limbaugh and others like him get an audience. They peddle hate - and yet they get an audience.

I hope your spring comes soon. I was over reading Gavrillo's post and all I can think about is how much I hope his spring comes soon, too. And, I know that I have little to complain about considering what this dear man is struggling through now.

Hang in there, Jimm. Sanity must prevail.

Randal Graves said...

Why do you think I keep an army of be-wig'd automatons in the basement, hippie? Control of freshwater resources once society collapses?

okjimm said...

Sherry... I listened to the guy, briefly, yesterday. He really really sucks....

SDS...I am hanging in there. Cheapest thing I can do! ;) Got about six inches of snow late yesterday...very wet, white out conditions for awhile. At least we did not get the tornadoes that hit the mid-east. G'rillo seems to be hanging in there. I know where he travels... to La Crosse and the Mayo....not fun

okjimm said...

Randal.... keep HIPPIES in your basement.... they cultivate the mushrooms better. just saying.

susan said...

They're all just trying to out-rave Reagan and out-bullshit Bush these days.

Life As I Know It Now said...

it would be the waste of a good pool stick but then again, something should be shoved somewheres on this excuse called a man...

Alecto said...

Yes, yes, feeling very slutty these days. Wait... hold on. Damn, I'm tired. It's this single parenting thing. Good lord it's hard to keep up with these guys and their proclamations. My kids are abused. Check (no doubt, my eleven year old misses Mommy being home helicoptering at 2:55) and I'm slutty as hell. Oh CRAP. I missed that one entirely because I'd need birth control of some sort. Damn damn damn hell and damnation. I have a box of condoms stashed somewhere. Does that count? Please tell me that counts because I do NOT want to miss a single label. She the only thing is I'm pretty sure I'd have to be actually getting some...

Oh hell... I think I might have missed Limburgher's point again.

But if I'm going to be slutty AND an abusive single parent I really ought to have the time to be getting some. Maybe Mr. Santorum will tell me where I'm going wrong.

hee ;-)

okjimm said...

Life.... they's wonderful men trying to make up rules.... ;)

Alecto.... just make sure you check the expiration date on them there condoms....

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