Thursday, May 26, 2011

but but but... it's all about balancing the budget....

..... and creating jobs......!!!!!
so.. "Wisco" is broke... we are broke, broke, broke, broke... ain't gotz no money.... nope... we gotzta cut cut cut.. teacher benefits, social services, public works.... cause we is broke, busted, and generally, money-wise, screwed, stewed and re-fried.............  so... the Wixconsick '
Republicans.... work on a voter registration bill.... work on a gun carry law (which requires no 'gun training)  and now they are hard at work.... on an IMMIGRATION BILL similar to the one in Arizona!!!
Yupperz, oh, and have we got immigration problems that need fixing!!!  Wowzers, do we ever!!! It's the Canadians, see, cause Wisco has a big problem with CANADA
and it is really really serious!!!
Why those Canadians, see, are building rafts made out of old maple syrup cans and just paddling across Lake Superior and taking Native Wisconnyites jobs..... which we ain't got, see, cause, we is broke broke broke &stuff.
Typical Canadian in Disguise

Frankly... I think them there Canadians is just here to steal our guns, see, or maybe our world champion football team... or else they are trying to illegally vote!


AND WE CANNOT HAVE THAT.....cause we are broke, see, and that is why I really really have to hand it to old Scott Walker, our beloved Governutz and his salty-toed minions for spending all of their time and attention and my money.... to balance the budget and keep those goddam Canadians up there where they belong and not down here doing what ever those goddam Canadians do when they are not watching Polar Bears screw or whacking baby seals with hockey sticks.!
Now, iffen you live here... you know we do not have immigration problems... see, Lake Michigan pretty much takes care of our eastern border, (except for the UP, and those folks have enought trouble going to Escanaba for a six pack, so it ain't no never mind if a few get south a bit... we just put 'em on a Greyhound and send 'em back... most are grateful for the help, cause they were too drunk to know where they were) and like I said, Lake Superior takes care of the Canadians, and the Mississippi rather keeps the Minnietosans where they belong..... our real problem... REAL Problem.... is

NASTY UNWANTED SPECIES
ILLINOIS......!!!!



.... YUPPERZ... now if the Wisconsin Luberlagisgaters were working on that problem, why gosh it would be all right.

See, I propose building this big honking wall at our southern border where the Illinois tourista class folks can just walk up, throw their tourista type dollars over the top and sigh, "I heard they have lakes full of fish up there; wish I could go up there and be throwing beer cans in the woods."


phew..... reading the news is tiring... and it's almost noon... I best be lining up for bar opening.  Have a good day and stuff.

5 comments:

nonnie9999 said...

two bad yer state iz broke, cuz i dont think yer governutz or lejyslacher noes how to fix it.

okjimm said...

Nonnie... it drives me crazy...

nonnie9999 said...

ah feelz yer pane, jimm. we're stuck with that asswipe and criminal rick scott.

snoringdogstudio said...

I KNOW!!!! - Those Illinoisans practically ruined House on the Rock for me! What I always loved about going to the UP was the fact that it was too far for them to travel. The peace and quiet was magical!

S.W. Anderson said...

Actually, the Republican myth-making will be that Canadians are rafting in to get away from their terrible, horrible, awful, no-ggood socialist health care system — so they can pay through the nose for care in our thoroughly corporatized, heavily litigated, wonderful, enviable, all-good, free-market pay-to-play system. Y'know, the one 45,000 Americans die for lack of access to every year because they can't afford it.

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