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Michelle Bachman gets lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart."
9 comments:
HA!!! Have a great weekend, Jimm.
Hahaha! THat's a good one! ;p
((Hugs))
Laura
Dat's an old Polish joke you idiot!
Better one:
Iowa football senior gets scholarship to attend U of M. in Ann Arbor, MI.
Drives to MI and is on freeway to Ann Arbor,
Sees sign "U of M Left"
Kid goes home.
HA!
PS: Bachmann needs no joke, she is one.
LOL!
We're not lucky enough for her get lost between the two.
Gees, Sherry, everyone else liked it!! //old Polish joke//... I stole it as a 'Blonde' joke.
Speaking of... Why do all the trees in Wisconsin tilt to the southeast?
Cause the Bears suck and the Vikings blow!! hehehehe
Hi! Jimm's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
One good chuckle deserves another.
Very good! Never heard that one before...
Susan.... whoooooaaaaa
Chef..... I know more jokes than I've ever heard, too!!
Bachmann behind the wheel of a car, even on a sunny, dry day in June, is a very scary thought.
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