Friday, May 28, 2010

OK.... it"s hot

.... very unusually warm spell around my part of the world.  Memorial Day weekend is a toss up.... very cold, wet... warm.  2010 hit the warm end.  I don't care.  I love it.  Oh, granted it has moments.... sweat, sunburn, mosquitoes, ugly fat people wearing tank tops, a few nights of uncomfortable sleeping.... but gimmee dat ol' time hot weather any old day.  I mean...let me just list a few things that summer has over winter.... and these are just a few.

1) you never have to scrape a windshield when it is warm

2) you can drink beer while mowing the lawn... ha! try to do that shoveling snow!

3) young girls on roller-blades look lotz cuter than girls in snowmobile suits.

4) you can cook food outdoors while wearing shorts and sandals

5) you can ride a bike.  Trying doing that in minus 15 weather!

6) you never get stuck in a snowy drive way.

7) boating is way cooler than ice skating

8) Beer in the evening by the Lake.  Unjustifiably the best.

9) women sun tan almost near naked.  Now I am a civilized guy... but I am a guy!

10) Hot weather pisses off Randal Graves.

..... gotta go light the BBQ.... burgers &spuds with Tiger Sauce!

9 comments:

susan said...

Yep, once July comes I can usually be safe leaving the umbrella at home.

Mauigirl said...

I'm a summer girl - much prefer it to winter! I'm with you on all of those reasons.

Randal Graves said...

Why don't you move to Arizonastan, snow hater!

Sherry Peyton said...

You had me at 1-9. Pissing off Randal is BONUS! ROFL....Yay summertime!

Jayna said...

HA! love this one man, couldn't agree more with everything you've listed.

Jayna said...

wait, but reverse number 9...

Liberality said...

I hate the road kill in summer and the stench of dead bodies decaying in the summer heat.

I hate the bugs splatting on the windshield and the tar that bubbles up on the road surface and has to be removed from the car.

But other than that, yup, summer is better by far.

You have a great summer Jim!

Dusty said...

Wonderful reasons all Jim. ;)

okjimm said...

AHHHHH..... summer Breezes! Busy week.... love to all!

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