Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Everytime Pat Robertson thinks.....


... a turd gets it's wings.


PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other.



what? I'm worried!

5 comments:

Liberality said...

they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal

people actually listen to this crap?

yeah, they must, and then they write books about horses doing drugs ;~)

TomCat said...

May he be reincarnated as a flea on the butt of a gay camel.

Randal Graves said...

How come Pat, et al. close their eyes when they pray? Does Jeebus only appear in the evening and the masses are simply getting their night vision ready?

sunshine said...

I can't even believe that people listen to these idiots.
Do they hear what is coming out of his mouth???

That's christian love I guess....

((Hugs))
laura

Karen Zipdrive said...

I'd like to force Robertson to drink water from any given pothole in Haiti until the amoebic disentery depletes him of all the shit he's full of.
A lot of Satanists become Christian clergy to hide their true calling.

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