Thursday, November 12, 2009

News!! From beautiful downtown Wisconsington!

What was that guy smoking!!! Munchie Madness!

Third store robbery in three days hits Oshkosh
November 12, 2009
Oshkosh Police are investigating the third robbery in as many days after an armed man robbed a convenience store Wednesday evening.
Officers responded to Lang Oil, 305 Ohio St., at about 4:45 p.m. Wednesday after a man wearing a black fleece top displayed a weapon and took an undisclosed amount of money, Oshkosh Police Sgt. Steve Kaiser said.
Kaiser described the robber as 5 feet 7 inches to 5 feet 9 inches in height and in his mid 20s to early 30s.
The man fled the store south toward Fourth Avenue, Kaiser said.
Detectives continue to investigate robberies that occurred at the Hostess Store, 814 Knapp St., around 3 p.m. Monday and at Pizza King, 1907 W. Murdock Ave., just after 5:30 p.m. Tuesday. Kaiser would not say whether investigators believe the incidents are connected.

..... And at the third hold up the Bandit said, "Gimmee all your dough!"

You just can't make this stuff up


sunshine said...

That's hilarious!

Yeah, that one guy looks like he needs to lay off the steroids for a bit. :)


Christopher said...

Love, love, love the new masthead.

Twinkies, yum. Creamy filling, yum.

TomCat said...

It's a case for the war on terrur! ;-)

Randal Graves said...

Pizza? Hostess? Someone's got a big stash that needs feeding.

okjimm said...

Sunshine.... nothing like a crime wave in the mid-west!

Christopher....c'mon! Twinkies! That was the Dan White excuse!

TC.... yuppers... Pizza King has Terrur-ific Pizza....

Randal... finding that stash is the new weekend pursuit.

susan said...

Right here in front of me I have a wanted poster from the hospital where I work describing a 'Person of Interest' who apparently attempted assault on a woman returning to her car. He was wearing a mask.

Race: Unknown
Sex: Male
Age: Unknown
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Hair: Unknown
Eyes: Unknown

If you fit this description our security squad wants to arrest you.

Liberality said...

No indeed, you can't make that stuff up and have us believe it for a minute!

Thanks for the laugh :)

okjimm said...

Susan... break me up...unknown, unknown....sounds like most of the people I work with.

Libs.... a laugh a day, .... is really all you need to make it through til tomorrow! :)

Karen Zipdrive said...

"Gimme all your dough?"
Someone's been watching too much TV while he's stoned.

Dr. Zaius said...

You may scoff, but I am personally frightened for the dough!

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