Wednesday, September 23, 2009

I Love Sarah

Sarah Palin was in Hong Kong the other day to pick out some Red China for her retirement condo.

The event marked the former student from North Idaho College (1983) first major public appearance since abruptly resigning as governor in July.

Palin, who quit the governorship of Alaska during a particularly gruesome episode of menustrual cramps, gave speech to a packed audience of financial professionals in the former British colony that was closed to media.

The former student of Hawaii Pacific University (Fall 1982) didn't clarify what her plans might be in her speech, but did attack the widening U.S. fiscal deficit and Obama's health-care reforms.

"It's just common sense to realize the government's attempts to solve large problems like the health-care challenges that we have, more often creates new ones," EX-Governor Palin, who did matriculate, somewhat, at Matanuska-Susitna College (Fall 1985) quipped with a wink.

"If you want real job growth, you cut taxes and reduce tax rates on all Americans ... Cut taxes, eliminate taxes, slay the death tax," The Journalism student from
University of Idaho (Fall 1984 - Spring 1985-Spring 1986- Fall 1986 -Spring 1987 ) said.

"Get federal spending under control then you step back and you watch the U.S. economy roar back to life."


Asked about the difficulties of balancing her political career with her home life, Palin said today: “I have a husband. I could have used a wife.”


Hmmmmmm...... now we know what to get Sarah for Christmas

8 comments:

Randal Graves said...

You aren't having some weirdo Palin-on-Palin fantasy, are you? Please, good sir, seek help immediately. I fear for your soul.

Anonymous said...

Lemme see if I understand correctly. There are a certain number of males who although they criticize Palin, they actually have a secret crush on her? I fear for all of our souls

Anonymous said...

Lemme see if I understand correctly. There are a certain number of males who although they criticize Palin, they actually have a secret crush on her? I fear for all of our souls

Anonymous said...

oops... guiltly of blogging while intoxicated

Laura said...

Wow! I wish I had titties like that fake Sarah!!!
((Hugs))
Laura

susan said...

I especially loved the parts about her education.

Cormac Brown said...

Uh, because those policies worked so well for us from 2000 through 2008?

Christopher said...

She's a kook and so are her followers.

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