So, I decided to to get a band of gorillas together and start a war......
but this kind.... guerrillas..... the ones that just reek of justice and rights and freedom and liberty and unwashed clothes! Real Patriots!!!!! Men who would gladly enlist in a real war against...... say...... certain green vegetables like broccoli and asparagus ( both really vile green things if you ask me)
Yesirree Bob&Stuff! Get me a crew of some real bush-whackers to root out evil, inadequate manners and bad taste! Fight litter-bugs! Kill assholes who throw chewing gum on sidewalks! Eradicate dandruff! Battle Hemorrhoids!
Yuppers! I wanna assemble a rabble of guerillas that will rip & snort and battle the enemy ..
(whoever that may be on any given day.... cause I figger that If I Really wanna be a guerrilla leader I have to be ready to fight anyone at anytime for any reason...... or even for no reason at all!)
..and still be able to hang around a good old campfire at night and drink beer and eat sardines out of k-ration tins and sing battle songs and wax eloquent about all the innocent bystanders and innocent other we may have snuffed during the day! Shit&Whiskers! I wanna kill, maim, pillage, loot, rape, rampage, annihilate, commit a little genocide, hate, burn..........................
.... and I know that work sucks.... and I would much rather suck beer...... hmmmmmm.... lemmee re-think this!
ok. never mind. I think I like Susan's idea.....http://phantsythat.blogspot.com/
I'm mailing $5 to Oblio's in Oshkosh so you can have a beer on me.
I think it is a marvelous idea!
434 N Main StOshkosh, WI 54901
c/o Grill Dog's beer fund.
After all there are Cheeseheads here that go to bed sober..... I don't want to be one of them!